Responsibly Unresponsive

9 am and what am I doing? Uhmmm…half of nothing. I have made the decision that today is going to be the day that I will be responsibly unresponsive. Instead of embarrasing a friend by letting her know that she has a dryer sheet hanging out the back pocket of her black slacks, I’m just going to pretend I don’t notice. It saves that awkward moment of embarrassment. What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her right?

Or better yet, when I offer to take someone out to lunch and {s}he gets a bit spendy, I won’t say “Yeah, I could have bought you that $20 tattoo if you wouldn’t have spent $28 on lunch” Yeah…

These are the life moments that I am so going to miss [censored].

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No, I also don’t know if they will make it full time (uncensored answer: yeah right)

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As for the more general questions:

Yes, it was my decision [censored].
Yes, I’m available for free lunches [censored]
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Yes, I have lost it. But it’s fun to be lost.

Time for a list? Maybe later this evening. My I sure am egocentric…or really just enjoy the first person.

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About imanisasa

Just a girl. With a boy. And a dog.
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